Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Yellow Cave


It may come as a shock to many, but humans are still cavemen. Let me explain. We build rock edifices of brick, stone, or concrete and then end up spending the majority of our lives inside these carved rock passageways. We even make caves to get to caves. These mobile caves allow us to arrive at caves of eating, amusement, or even sleep. Thus man has not overly advanced in the last century, but has merely modified an old theme.

I was party, of recent days, to one caving expedition that involved a yellow cave of eating and two cavewomen and one caveman (myself).


Cavewoman 1 (Christy Kurtz-below left)

Cavewoman 2 (Sarah Paris-above right)




Within this cave were expert hunter gatherers that fed two of the party fine cave food.





An industrial age instrument was played to the delight of the hunter gatherers.




One of the hunter gatherers chanced to allow a hair to fall upon the food of my fellow cavewomen. It was with the greatest of revulsions that I carefully removed the unwanted protein globule.
It should be noted that a combative cavemen entered the cave after feeding time for my fellow cavewomen was completed. I was then grateful for accompanying my fellow cavewomen to the cave of eating that was yellow.

11 comments:

Anh Pham said...

Shouldn't you be Bible working?

Thomson said...

4 studies today!!

Anh Pham said...

Did you win that whole Waffle House to Christ?

And when are you going to preach and lead thousands to Christ in a single day?

The bridegroom is coming...I think I'm gonna go Myspace now...

sarah said...

hahahaahah. wow

Kristin said...

Thomson, I'm proud :) You wrote it. Meanwhile, perhaps very soon you'll have another cave story to add to your repertoire ;)

Christy Joy said...

Sarah: i just realized. we never made your blog. 'tis a sad day. we need to get on that ;)

Anh: myspace... O.o :D

T: you had to include the hair didn't you. ...some things it's just better to leave out. lol

Christy Joy said...

do cave people eat waffles?

Thomson said...

considering that the waffle iron came during the iron age, it seems unlikely. The more likely scenario would be pancakes. But only those of the yellow cave had a secret stone griddle whereupon the most ancient of waffles were carefully manufactured to the delight of all cavemen and cavewomen.

Anh Pham said...

Are you too in love to blog any more?

Phoebe said...

That's a great story! I was thinking it was a real cave at first. :D God bless you this summer!

Undergrounder said...

Woohoo! Caveman.